The Showalter Clan

After braving the ghettos of LA, perhaps JooYeon thought she had an easy road ahead of her... little did she know of her upcoming initiation into the Showalter clan. The grand master (pictured below) is known for his unpredictable personality.



The grand madame, on the other hand, possesses a more subtle influence beginning from the feet up, as was illustrated after a pedicurous brainwashing (shown below). Ah, my poor innocent Love... she even came to realize that my mild appetite for kim-chi was transfigured into an insatiable craving for pizza upon entering the US. And so, it was only a matter of time, before she became...



a true American. (sob, sob)



Luckily, the Showalter clan has over time been influenced by the pacifist Mennonite vaccine and so as soon as that kicked in, and JooYeon had fully released herself to the cult, we had a great time enjoying sights such as the Grand Canyon.